The Velvet Garderobe
Optional Defense Pact
The Knights Of The Round Table and the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, hereafter the signatories, confirm their friendship and collective defense, and hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact.
Article I: Sovereignty (Separate Thrones)
The signatories will not interfere in the sovereignty, governance, or affairs of the other.
Article II: Non-Aggression (Clean Cisterns)
The signatories will refrain from all forms of aggression against the other, including espionage, spying, and war.
Article III: Intelligence (Whispers in the Cloakroom)
Intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of the either alliance will be shared between the signatories.
Article IV: Aid & Financial Transactions (Spreading of Manure)
The signatories may engage in financial transactions for their mutual benefit, including foreign aid, buying and selling of technology, and resource trades.
Article V: Optional Defense (Clearing of Moats)
If one signatory comes under assault from a hostile nation or alliance, it may request diplomatic and military assistance from the other. Military assistance is optional and may include foreign aid, spy operations, and use of military force.
Article VI: Cancellation (The Flush)
This Pact may be cancelled, with or without cause, by either signatory with 72 hours written notice.
Signed for the Knights of the Round Table,
Knights of the Grail, Knight-King
Mordred, Knight-Heir
Dirk Struan, Knight-Senator
Signed for the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers,
Chuck Normis - Triumvir of CRAP, the Elon Musk of cheese
Liltrekkie - Triumvir of CRAP, God's gift to the world of Bob
Champcardon - Triumvir of CRAP, the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude
January 24, 2021